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By Stuart McLean

An irreverent romp via Scottish proverbs - with chapters starting from outdated Scottish Proverbs made over and smooth Scottish Proverbs throughout the Midge, Scottish Chat-Up traces, and Scottish Insults to Glaswegian Proverbs. to not be taken heavily by any means!

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Indd 42 21/06/2007 09:25:13 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt Mony a mickle maks a muckle. Due to rampant inflation the muckle has been revalued – there are now 385 mickles to the muckle. Rot him awa’ wi’ ham an’ eggs. Don’t risk murdering your man – give him a coronary with greasy fry-ups instead. Beg frae beggars an’ you’ll ne’er be rich. Never ask a ‘Big Issue’ vendor for your train fare home. indd 43 21/06/2007 09:25:13 A Midge in Your Hand... indd 44 21/06/2007 09:25:13 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt A fool and his money are great companions on a night out.

Indd 32 21/06/2007 09:25:12 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt A guid day’s darg may be done wi’ a dirty spade. It’s possible to do a good day’s hard labour even if there are crumbs on the computer keyboard. A guid man maks a guid wife. Now that gay marriages have become acceptable, your Mr Right could soon become your Mrs Right. indd 33 21/06/2007 09:25:12 A Midge in Your Hand... A gi’en game was ne’er won. It was never a bloody penalty! A man may be kind, yet gie little o’ his gear. Even a saint wouldn’t part with his Versace jeans.

The man who prizes his penis disnae let his wife play her bagpipes in bed. indd 53 21/06/2007 09:25:14 A Midge in Your Hand... Oh you tak the high road and I’ll tak the low road and I’ll hit the M8 roadworks afore ye. The computer is mightier than the sword. Don’t look a gift beer in the froth. indd 54 21/06/2007 09:25:14 ... Is Worth Two Up Your Kilt There’s no advantage to be derived from producing loud screeches because of some fallen white liquid that was extracted from the lactic glands of a female bovine.

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